A light, cheeky tee that brings out the playful chaos in everyday life. Soft, breathable cotton sits comfortably against the skin while a bold, hand-illustrated graphic steals the show: two mischievous squirrels, one clutching a bottle and the other passed out beside spilled acorns, framed by wood-plank lettering that reads, “I don’t have ducks, I don’t have a row — I have squirrels & they’re drunk.” Wear it to break the ice at backyard hangouts, grab laughs at casual meetups, or lounge around when you want something comfy with personality. The classic crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette clean so the artwork reads clearly, and the tear-away label keeps irritation away. Ethically produced and lightweight, this tee layers well and moves easily with you.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel - Side seams and shoulder tape for stable shape and long-lasting fit - Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for durable elasticity - DTF/DTG printed graphic for crisp detail and vibrant colors - Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; ethically manufactured
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
