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"I Don’t Have Ducks… I Have Squirrels & They’re Drunk" Graphic Tee

"I Don’t Have Ducks… I Have Squirrels & They’re Drunk" Graphic Tee

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Some people have their ducks in a row. You have squirrels… and apparently they’ve been drinking. 😂🐿️

The I Don’t Have Ducks in a Row Graphic Tee is made for anyone whose life is a little less organized and a whole lot more entertaining. Featuring three completely unhinged squirrels, scattered acorns, and the hilarious saying “I Don’t Have Ducks in a Row. I Have Squirrels & They’re Drunk,” this tee isn't pretending we have our shit together. 😂

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

  • Hilarious squirrel graphic with tons of personality
  • Bold, easy-to-read statement design
  • Soft and comfortable for everyday wear
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Perfect for anyone who embraces a little everyday chaos
  • Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or leggings
  • Makes a funny gift for friends, moms, coworkers, or your favorite hot mess

FIT TIP
Unisex fit. Choose your normal size for a relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.

SIZE GUIDE
Use the size chart below to find your best fit before ordering.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 🐿️ Forget the ducks. We’re just trying to keep these damn squirrels under control. 😂

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